February 2012
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when to go
i have loved like a child. it means there’s a fierceness always in the room,
to love that way.
love
we call it that because the word hunger
describes a different organ.
gnawing, feeding love, never
full and always
waiting for opportunity, breathing hard,
crouched beneath the dining room table.
when i
cracked from my mother and we split
the doctor pulled the blood from my mouth...
Anonymous asked: test
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No.
Never. I haven’t done anything wrong this time. I haven’t lied or cheated or sought revenge. I haven’t tried to hurt anyone. All I’ve done is tried to protect myself. I’ve had so much taken and I just want to protect what I have left.
I made the decision to love, and maybe it was a bad one. I made the decision to leave, and it was probably the right one. I made the...
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What Rae Told Paul
“I hate you so much I just want to fuck you to death,” she says, then starts laughing. She can’t fake hate. She can’t lie worth a shit.
Paul takes a sip of beer.
“That’s a pretty fucking weird thing to say,” he says.
“Well. Yeah. I’m pretty fucking weird,” she says and this time she’s not lying. She pulls out her knife and...
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lifeylifelife asked: Hi. Doesn't bitte mean please in German? If it does, then you have the word "please" tattooed on your thigh. And I have the words "thank you" tattooed down my side. Please and thank you oh my god oh my god oh my god.
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more than a handful
a bunch of bloody rags
sewn together with swan eyelashes,
seeping softly inside a bone
box.
i never thought i was much more than that
but you could have, at least,
politely disagreed.
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 16
“im the guy who said u should write more on ur blog than just okcupid stuffs and they are funny stuffs…..yes iam sorry u are right, you have written and posted other things in the archives…..i think ur really funny. Are you really crazy? What do u do for a living? Waitress?”
this guy cares more than i do. more than anyone does, maybe.
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 15
“You seem like a rad lady, but the smoking thing kind of kills it. No amount of perfume will mask the butt-hole smell that is cigarette smoke. Just saying.”
OH, what a disappointment. I’m crushed. I was SO looking forward to our life together.
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Anonymous asked: I think you should quit smoking and drinking for a little bit and try hatha yoga. and get some hugs flowing.
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there's nothing to say except that i fucking hate...
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Anonymous asked: I think u need to write about more than okcupid.
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 14: A...
Mr Lingerie at 3.24am: "Hi, I'm bear dumps"
[at this point I was asleep. however, when I got home from work today I did go look at his profile. HOLY FUCK IT IS STRANGE. I literally did not know how to respond. I assume he decided to proceed based on my decision to look at his profile, which is information to which he has access.]
Mr Lingerie at 9.46pm: "id like to show you my art some time,,"
Mr Lingerie at 9.49pm: "you thought wrong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMxdNXVMhSM&feature=related" [Take a look at this video. If you feel weird after watching it, you and I have that in common.]
Mr Lingerie at 9.55pm: "you would look good as a lolita girl"
Me at 10.28pm: "wow dude you are making me INCREDIBLY NERVOUS."
Mr Lingerie at 10.38pm: "did i? its saturday i just out of the gym , i liked your profile ,you seem rad so isnyou some rock!"
Mr Lingerie at 10.38pm: "god bless your soul"
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 13
“Doggy style?”
My response: “What’s that?”
ACTUALLY. you know what. for the first time ever (evarrrr!!) i’m going to publish someone’s okcupid handle. you know why? because this guy is a creep. i know. i know. i should not do this. SHOULD NOT. but this dude is even worse than the “you don’t like bras?” jerk off. and people who go around...
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 12
“Well I’m definitely a fuck up. Does that qualify me to message you?”
HAHAHAHAHA. no. JK! there’s no qualifications for messaging me other than an ability to hit the send button, or so i’ve noticed.
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 11
“The first matrix was a great movie. How can you say that.”
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 10
“your profile is fantastically shitty. i’m about to delete my account, so this is my swan song. i’m away for the weekend. how about a drink on monday?”
THEN the motherfucker deleted his profile before i could respond. WTF. I totally would get a drink with ANYONE who called me fantastically shitty. i pride myself on being fantastically shitty. SOMEONE GETS ME.
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 9
“perhaps you don’t like to wear bra. :) i love that!!!”
WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 8
“Yeah school’s far more important than women. The honorable Elijah Muhammad tells us that women have a bit of the devil in them. So what do you do for fun besides dating junkies?”
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I DIE.
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Watcha dude from okcupid sent this to me! thanks to that dude. it is rad. i shot coconut water out my fuckin nostrils.
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 7
“I love your ad! My original intro line was going to be SWM” seeks someone to argue about past relationships with and obsess about your ’ dude friends’ on facebook. I enjoy long walks in dark tunnels and beaches. No Asians! But thought better of it. So where do you waitress at?”
hahahaha he so should have amirite?!?!
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______ SENT YOU A MESSAGE! ON OKCUPID 6
“…Meh its just as well. I have no time for cute girls 6 miles away. 600’s just as meaningless. Nonstop school and work. And homework. SO much homework. Its a shame since I have alot of money to spend on dating.”
….is dating code for prostitutes?! i’m so confused.
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______ sent you a message! on OKCupid 5
“welcome to the menagerie. fucking can’t believe i’m still on this shit. it’s like fucking crack. i’ve only brought myself to meet like two of the weirdos who decide to message me. that didn’t go anywhere. but, what are you gonna do? fucking talk to people in real life..”
OMG. this guy.
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______ sent you a message! on OKCupid 4
“‘By failure I mean restraining orders’ Yes, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen on OKC thus far.”
he probably thinks I’m kidding.
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______ sent you a message! on OKCupid 3
“Fuck smiling why walk around all day smiling like some kind of fool. I may not be smiling but that don’t mean I’m not happy with how my life has turned out. people are always telling me to smile also, I then make some smart ass remark and ruin their day.”
I kinda dig this.
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______ sent you a message! on OKCupid 2
“Hey! You seem like such a genuine nice person. I like that. How was your weekend? Any exciting plans for this week? Saw my best friend this weekend and went to Monterey Bay Aquarium yesterday. Nothing as crazy as the weekend before last though! lol”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. no i’m not.
my about me: “existentially temperamental, neurotic, blogger/ smoker/ waitress....
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trillogieparisienne asked: I really like your blog